Spooky speaks
“Pop me a question, I’ll get you the answer to all life’s worries” Spooky
Spooky, how old are you?
How do I know? Do you think I count the winters? I’m always glad when fresh flowers start popping up all over the place.
What is your favorite food?
Tomato Soup, Chocolate – and Mangos.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
That’s an insult!
What kind of music do you like?
The wind in the trees – and Joss Stone (makes me wanna wiggle)
Any favorite books?
Winnie the Pooh of course. But I’m not picky. I take anything as long as it’s chewy. Sorry, no paperbacks. Cheap paper and ugh, the glue! Encyclopedias are quite good. But only fine leather please.
What came first, the carrot or the rabbit?
Why, the rabbit of course!
Any advice you would want to give the reader?
Always follow the path. It will lead you there.
Ho do you cope with the load (of being a psychic)?
I eat more chocolate. Neuhaus only, though.
Anything on love?
Large hairy ears drive me wild!
Foo Foo?
Food! Chocolate - and Foo Fighters of course!
Anything on beauty?
What do you mean?
Well, you know, the sunset, another pretty rabbit, flowers… Something nice to look at.
You dumb or what? How about manners? You ask blind folks how they enjoy the sunset? I sniff. That’s what we do, smell, hear and chew. We’re farsighted. It’s all fuzzy. I love petals though. Nice smell. They taste good, too.
Girlfriends?
Smell’s everything. Oh, and fuzzy. They should be fuzzy.
Ever been to a museum?
What’s that?
Well, you can look at framed pictures, sculptures and other beautiful things.
Oh yeah, I’ve done that. Frames are good. Good wood. Shouldn’t be too old though. I’m a vegetarian - I don’t like them worms.
Right… But when there’s a painting of let’s say a pretty rabbit…
Paint has oil. I don’t like oil. Tastes horrible. And why should I look at a painting when I have a rabbit sitting right next to me?
I give up.
Good! Finally I can start meditating. Hommmmm.
Hey Spooky, wake up!
What now?
The LAPD just arrested a Zombie Bunny! Can you believe that?
Why not, there’s Zombies everywhere. Start with politics. Just hope he ain’t psychic!